Red Flags Xander Corvus, Luna Star
Luna Star is making dinner for her boyfriend Xander Corvus. But it isn’t the oven that’s heating up the food, it’s Luna’s rage, because Xander is five minutes late. And there’s only one reasonable explanation: that jerk is cheating on her. When Xander gets home, Luna confronts him, but Xander is adamant that there is no other woman in his life. And let’s be real: if you were dating someone as sexy as Luna Star, why would you possibly need to cheat? Luna’s still suspicious, so she reminds this potential cheater that his dick belongs to her.